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so this one time, at parapalegic camp.... [Aug. 2nd, 2004|09:48 pm]
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[mood |quizzical]
[music |fronting by the riverbed- The CB]

Alright, first off, let me state that computers are totally retarded. and gay. computers are gay retards. Not only do they have a handicap, but they have a different orientation than the majority of the world, making them outcasts. but not the cool kind, that sing about roses not stinking for you, or something.
Like, in the beginnging, there was Bill Gates, and he was all: "Let's make up some useless crap that's totally gay and retarded!" And all of this came to be on the seventh day. but it was just really effed-up and shit, so then he said "Let there be this totally stupid crap!" and there was totally stupid crap.
This has all been a backstory about how i have a really hard time trying to write anything that will stay online, because there's all these different pages, and other stuff that's confusing. I just can't wait until the machines take over, and we don't have to figure out all the different menus and pages, and they'll just do whatever they want and we can eat cake, as prophecied in T3: Rise of the machines.

And so anyway, i'm at Dasac now, and it's super. Today, in group activity, abe and Bryan told the Golden screw driver joke, and it went on for an obscene amount of time. I'm really crossing my fingers that sometime bryan will write the entire joke in an entry. hint hint.what i'm saying is ryanbay ouldshay riteway the oldengay rewdriverscay okejay! this is a new secret code i invented that is impossible to breka, and if you do understand it, it means you're a total dweeb.

i feel like saying something offensive.

Alright, so johnson, inbound the ball to scmidt, who will then take it to the halfcourt line. johson, then run around the side line from the three point line until you come to the other side. punjar, you set the pick. Meanwhile, Hines and Lock will be at the top of the keys, and punjar is in the paint. Schmidt, then pass it to johnson who will fake the drive and pass it to Lock who will have faded behind the 3-point line. Then do the rainmaker. Break!

if you don't use deoderant ever, your armpits will get all gross, producing an offensive odor.

In honor of ?ussell, this has been my airplane-esque pun for the day. Har har har!
oh and ?ussell? your name is cooler when it's spelled this way. It's wardarr cool.

so anyway i like thisonereallyhotgirlwhoputsoutandgivesmeblowjobshernameismollyburquejkjklolthat'snottrue.

i go leepy-leep now, fuckers!
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A short prose on those hero bastards. [Aug. 2nd, 2004|09:48 pm]
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I have a problem with the following people/person:

1)Harry Potter

I've been "ambling" through the most recent installment in J.K. Rowlings easy-reads, which is really kind of depressing.

"Oh Harry, by the way you have gotten testicular cancer and you also got crabs when Voldemort raped you."
"Oh. I'll have to get that looked at."
"By the way you're parents are dead and your friends are bitches."

However, while reading this book, I've bene having these gross misconceptions that my life is his life. I'll be shaving, and then worry about some wizard crap, honestly for a minute.

And here in lies the problem. Characters like H.P. are neutrally awesome. You are meant to put yourself as the main charater in this saga. You are meant to be the hero during the time you are reading these books, and it bothers me that this is the extent of standards the mass readers are helded to.

What, might you ask, is the point I am trying to make?

I'll tell you.

Harry Potter should be a choose-your-own-adventure book, because those were fucking sweet.

Honestly, those are such deeper works of gradiose literature and hold the reader to greater intellectual standards.

All I'm saying is if youre going to write your book like an RPG, at least involve a 12 sided die.

I honestly apologize if you read any of that.

That is all.


Whats your favourite book?
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Yo [Jul. 28th, 2004|06:53 pm]
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[mood |crazyWarder than Ward]
[music |Deaf End Kids- Cookie Break]

This is CB Comm. Mod. #2. Camp had been going splendidly for all Cookie Breakers, as expected. Richard had managed to hit on every girl/women (way to go! we knew you could) and Abe was killed during a Drum off. (Shit Happens).

Two members of your favourite band are in a Dasac band together (Rich and Russ). I am the lone Cookie Artist in my band, and am spreading that lucsious Daly Bass around like Jelly, except I hate jelly.

These are my following predictions for CB at Dasac:

1. Richard will get the interest of every female, only to lose them all via a racist joke

2. Russell will continue to be Russell, and probably involve the movie 'Airplane' into something once every 2 or 3 days.

3. I will continue to bitterly point out the flaws of life.

4. Abe will be reborn, but probably die sometime in shop. Shit happens, Eric can't see anything through that hair.

As for practice, there has been none as of late due to Dasacin'. However, there is a slight slight possibility we might play at KauffeeHause 2.

Thats it, I'm out.

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all the dishes rattle in the cupboards when the elephants arrive [Jul. 26th, 2004|11:34 am]
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[mood |artistic]
[music |cake]

i made a thing!

it gets kind of lackluster at the bottom. . .oh well.
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(no subject) [Jul. 26th, 2004|09:55 am]
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Promote cookie break!

here is the thing: < a href=http://www.livejournal.com/community/cookiebreak/>< img src="http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Sketchmuffin/cookiebreakc.jpg"></a> EXCEPT don't put a space between the first < and the "a" or the < and the "img." woah that's complicated. I don't know how to make the little white boxy thing where this could go, so deal with it mofo.

hahahaha . I want random people to try to join so we can REJECT them! aahahaha.
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Man... [Jul. 26th, 2004|12:33 am]
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[music |Free Fallin revised-Cookie Break]

I am down with apocalypse now/wow. It's the worst movie ever.

I think I have a picture of the revised lyrics. Lemme see what I can whip out of the old fotki.

It won't post directly, so dig these links-

http://public.fotki.com/zedleppelin12/the_par-tay/the_partay_0049.html (the revised lyrics of Apocalypse Wow)

http://public.fotki.com/zedleppelin12/the_par-tay/the_partay_0045.html (Itch on geetar)

http://public.fotki.com/zedleppelin12/the_par-tay/the_partay_0055.html (The infamous hanging microphone, due to lack of stand, also featured...Russel kicking some ass on viola)

http://public.fotki.com/zedleppelin12/the_par-tay/the_partay_0056.html (B Thunder on Nocera's epiphone, rocking it the way it should be done.)

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Fix up look sharp [Jul. 25th, 2004|11:50 pm]
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[mood |Leepy-leep]
[music |The Meowth of Reason -Cookie Break]

All right. So there's a lot of rumors and crap out there that Cookie Break isn't the shit. Well, i'm here to set it straight: Cookie Break IS the shit. there. I think that's enough swearing for one entry. Well, being the most emo section of Cookie Break, I feel the need to complain about my probs. Ya know, cuz?

My girlfriend doesn't like me, and she says i am an inadequate lover.

All the girls like me, but then i go and break their hearts, and break my heart with them, as well. Because, livng in 2004, it's not like i'm trying to be anything special, I just want to make you happy, girl. Girl, why you gotta be like that. You are a goddess, a celestial being who is not fit for mortal eyes. and that's why i die everytime our lips touch, and i'm so filled with fears, and doubts, but i'm gonna make it through, i know i can. i'll show up at your apartment, girl, at 3 in the morning, throwing pebbles at the window, waiting for you to run away w/ me. Damn, girl, i don't know if i have enough love for both of us.

Anyway, If you don't know The CB, it has its seperate parts

Part 1: Me. The original 'angsta. i play guitar, and although i can't do solos for crap, i play with emotion, dammit. And bleed my heart out everytime. I'm also wicked hot, and the voice of reason within the group. I also have inner demons. I'm just misunderstood, ok?

Part 2: Abe. He is a mystery. Is he hot? Most people cannot decide. Like he has the muscles and crap, but he has long hair, and what about his face? what a dillema. He plays drums the way Pete Townshend plays with little kids. abe is an easy-going, go with the flow kind of guy. But he won't think twice before bitch-slapping you. abe is like an Onion, just waiting for someone to peel away his outer layers.

Part 3: Bryan. He's Irish. He's funny. He has got a personality to kill your grandmother for. For some effed-up reason, he knows all the hotties, and hangs out with them all the time. He plays Bass the way Meg White plays drums. there's something saying he has some dark secrets, but what ev, B. Daly's the man! He's thoughtful, and very artistic. Kind of smart. Adds in a dash of Irish middle-class.

Part 4: Russell. Like some ward-arr character out of a movie. He plays piano like a madman, viola like a fairly sane person, and guitar like a retard. He's always bursting w/ bubbly new ideas. He's always happy, and lives in a land where there are rainbows and ponies and other magical creatures. Russell keeps the band motivated, and makes sure there aren't any nasty conflicts. Let's just have a hug, ok?

there are also some other parts, but those are just the human parts, so you know, whatever.

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Allright look. [Jul. 26th, 2004|12:07 am]
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I've slept with 75% of cookiebreak. More than once.

Russel, you're next.

Oh yeah, and I've been at every public appearance you guys have made, and I have the pictures to prove it.
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(no subject) [Jul. 25th, 2004|11:21 pm]
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I am Abe. I drum. Accept me pleezed.
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(no subject) [Jul. 25th, 2004|12:20 am]
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[mood |excitedexcited]
[music |Last Night at the Circle K - Cookie Break]

My application!



am i cookie breakable?Collapse )

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